vogue:

Kate Upton in a Max Mara tricolor blouse, Jason Wu black shorts, and Tom Ford frames.

Photographed by Mario Testino

See the slideshow

laughingsquid:

Crafter Makes a Ziploc Bag Jacket, Fills it With a Sandwich & Snacks

psychoticmist:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’

theclearlydope:

Me during business meetings.

healthyfitglow:

justkeepbreathing831:

holy cow when did this get so many notes

I WANT A RELATIONSHIP LIKE THIS AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

sexmepink:

That’s right, grab my ass.

akindofsushi:

tomofgods:

bad-wolf-tardis:

heavvymetalqueen:

tikaka:

ackanime:

drgraevling:

I have no idea how you could possibly say that Norway is the penis and Sweden’s the ballsack. Obviously Sweden is the penis and Finland is the ballsack. Norway is more like a weird slug, riding on the penis

I can’t think of any reason why I shouldn’t reblog this

Neighborhood love

Greetings from the ballsack

i live in a penis

cant say i dont like it

At this point I’m glad to live in Denmark. 

yo denmark is the sperm